Please meet the greatest Dad in the world, my father!
He was a good-looking man, strong and tall, he was also brilliant! Oh, let me brag a bit and tell you that he passed on some pretty good traits to his children and he had a pretty cute wife too, that would be my mother. People say that my mother was beautiful, and smart, and bossy and just basically a pain in the neck most of the time, but she was also one of those women who decided that marriage would be a forever deal. It was her love for him that made him a sex offender.
I want to tell you about my dad because I’m hearing that my daddy wouldn’t be allowed to fight fires today. I read about it in the news and I decided to tell you what I know about being the daughter of such a man as my father was!