Source: thesmokinggun.com 10/12/22
A jury yesterday convicted a Michigan man of aggravated indecent exposure for using a Tickle Me Elmo doll to masturbate while he was inspecting a residence on behalf of a potential purchaser.
Kevin ____, 60, was found guilty of the misdemeanor following a one-day trial in Oakland County Circuit Court. The jury acquitted ____ of malicious destruction of property, also a misdemeanor.
Judge Phyllis McMillen scheduled ____’s sentencing for December 2. The indecent exposure count carries a maximum penalty of two years in prison and a $2000 fine.
____, who works as a home inspector, was arrested last year after the owners of a suburban Detroit home contacted cops to report that a nanny cam recorded ____ pleasuring himself inside the residence.
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Another fine example of how the Registry did nothing to protect this household from a pervert’s vile act of indecent exposure.
What a waste of money and resources this Registry is!
Well this is very disturbing, but I don’t see anywhere where he has to register as a sex offender? Did I miss it? This is no different than having a babysitter, and having him/ her pleasure herself, in your house. Well disturbing, it happens.
I’m not condoning the act, but indecent exposure? He was not in anybody’s view. He was captured by a hidden camera. I don’t think the charge fits the crime.
😲 WTHell!!?? No “Trigger Warning”, ACSOL?? 😳
It’s time for the public to realize that for countless decades plushies, worldwide, have been horrendously abused by children and adults alike! Where is the public outrage, the media sensationalism, and the namesake legislation?? 😖
Sadly, there is little data on plushie abuse recidivism rates. Maybe the federal government can take a few dollars away from SORNA and the Registries to address this lack of important research. 😒
(And don’t you dare say “Tickle me, Elmo”! You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking that! 😣)
What the ** ** **** is this fresh new pile of BS?!?!?
So Fing what? Yeah, it’s odd, no it isn’t typical behavior. He was alone! He waited for the family to leave! Who was he, “exposing himself” to? The Nanny cam he clearly had no idea was watching him? Is it even possible to ” indecently expose yourself” to an empty room? Doesn’t the word, “Exposure” kinda imply observation? Technically, no, and that’s all that matters!
If it is, how is everyone that has ever showered anywhere but at home not equally guilty? The crime was, “Indecent exposure”… aren’t people usually naked when showering? Might not a person actually be nude outside the shower, such when stepping into or out of? Oh, that’s right…showering isn’t indecent, but what he did was! The person who wonders around the locker room at the gym totally nude for no reason, fine… locker room. This guy…not fine. Not fine because, masturbating…Elmo doll…CHILD’S ELMO DOLL!!! HAS TO BE A PEDO!!!!
when did America go totally batshit? Where was I when we crossed that line?
Poor LEMO can’t catch a brake didn’t the guy that dose the voice overs for Elmo get arrested for child porn or something like that.
Out of all the stuffed animals and teddy bears in the house, I wonder why Elmo sparked his interest, ether way this dude is disgusting for doing that to a 2 year olds toy and even though no kids were involved this still has some pedophilia traits, like why the kids toy 🧸 and in the kids room, I think that’s the most alarming thing about this whole situation, it’s not like he got busted rubbing one out in the parents room with woman’s lingerie or undergarments.
Either way the DA is gonna cook his ass for sure.
If they can’t get him on this charge, they’ll get him on defiling a child sex doll—which is illegal in some states
Oh Elmo! 🤦🏻♂️
costume arrested at Lehi Farmers Market